stories
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The Great Lotion Experiment, Part 2
This post is a continuation of “The Great Lotion Experiment, Part 1.” If you haven’t already read the first post, in which I explain exactly what led me to this point, please start there! The Experiment Back in November, something inside of me snapped, and I decided that it would be well worth my time and energy… Continue reading
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The Great Lotion Experiment, Part 1
I have many first world problems. Seamless always takes too long to deliver my food.[1] My hoard of hotel toiletries is getting out of control.[2] I keep coming up with perfectly timed Arrested Development Season 4 references but pretty much no one I know has actually finished that season so my gift for witty pop-culture references is… Continue reading
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Adventures in Craigslist, or How I Accidentally Got Recruited for Escorting
I spent most of my childhood watching little TV outside of PBS offerings and NOVA specials, and while I don’t like to use the word “sheltered” to describe myself, I was so detached from what my friends were watching that I might as well have lived in another world. I didn’t know what Pokemons were… Continue reading