IKEA, here is a list of reasons why I love you.
I love you because you have red trash cans for 1.99.
Because you have sweet paper lamps that I’m going to have to decorate with red ribbon because my mom says all-white is bad luck.
Because you have big red rugs that are soft but that I will inevitably get horribly dirty.
Because you have awesome drop-leaf tables that I have absolutely no compunctions about screwing into the wall of my on-campus housing.
And because of you, I can now express my affection through heart-shaped ice cubes.
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